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@tara My friend @eliduke would be so proud.

The (high speed video) physics of cats landing on their feet.

http://youtu.be/RtWbpyjJqrU

@seanbonner Srsly. Someone give @lascanner a pulitzer or a batman award or something.

Thanks for answering me, everyone. Twitter wins again.

@LAScanner Thanks.

@evanphx Thanks. @awnuhkuh just drove passed it all, but couldn't tell.

@LAScanner What's happening on 101 North right now near Melrose-ish? Just heard it's crazy.

What's happening on 101 north right now? Some crazy backed up traffic and people standing around watching.

RT @steveklabnik: "Cops Strip Search Mom, "Forcibly" Pull Tampon Out of Her for Maybe Rolling Through Stop Sign" http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2012/08/cops_strip_search_mom_pull_tam.php

RT @patmaddox: I hope this election becomes religion vs gay. Historically, religious extremists kill one another, while gay extremists h ...

30 minute 5k. And I was flying on my last mile. @ Anaheim, CA http://instagr.am/p/OIYLDnsngM/

RT @waltertown: In more awesome and surreal news, Quicksand is going to be performing on the Jimmy Fallon show on the night of Aug. 22, ...

@jremsikjr It is within the realm of possibilities that you and @jina just don't like coconut water. Nothing wrong with that.

@jremsikjr @jina I hadn't had much in my life. Thought I didn't like it. Then had @C2Ococonutwater. Now I'm hooked and buy it by the case.