My friends @tjnelsonjr and Kat need a place to park their pickup and sleep tonight in SF. Someone help them out please.
http://instagr.am/p/MJN8yRSzAI

@fishermanchips I didn't. It was all fallen to to the ground.

Tonight's backyard harvest of fallen fruit nectarines. @ The Farmhouse http://instagr.am/p/MHpfq7MnmG/

@steveklabnik woof

The real question is why are you NOT listening to http://nyan.cat ?

@OnTheJumbotron Here. This'll fix your problem. Stick with it.

http://nyan.cat/original.php

I'm a fan of permalinks.

RT @LAScanner: PRO TIP: Do not look directly into the sun on the summer solstice.

@metapandava @strabd Maybe you can find someone to sponsor you?

If you were considering buying a ticket to @cascadiaruby, you probably might wanna do it today. ;)

Smart App Banners look pretty sweet. Clever feature.

@sixwing ZOINKS!

@FetishDirector iPhones iPads.

RT @LAScanner: LOS FELIZ: Korean lady threw chair @ her husband's friend somewhere along Delongpre Ave. He ducked, called cops. No word ...

🙍🙇🎩👑👒👟👞👡👠👢👕👔👚👗🎽👖👘👙💼👜👝👛👓🎀🌂💄💛💙💜💚❤💔💗💓💕💖💞💘💌💋💍💎👤👥💬👣💭

Just saying.