RT @IMKristenBell: super cool easy way to help under educated girls- no donation required. just watch. http://tinyurl.com/7x8yu6c these girls ...

Current @farmhouse is all hoods up.

♫ It's so fucking beautiful! ♫

RT @JimGaffigan: Dear Internet Friends,

Inspired by the brilliant Louis CK, I have decided to debut my all-new hour stand-up special … ...

@mtodd now you have two problems.

RT @bscofield: Yes, many great ideas were considered nuts before they won. So were (many more) stupid ideas, before they lost. Guess whi ...

RT @stevenbristol: Here's a thought: Instead of requiring a click to confirm email address, just have an image in the email which hits t ...

@jbarnette @topfunky Agreed. Great idea. Let's continue it and write love letters to our geek crushes too.

@brke @friendofdurutti I was literally laughing out loud. Thx, Sussberg.

@cherryrae Sorry I couldn't make it by tonight. I went out on a real nice first date with a lady.

RT @friendofdurutti: i bet @veganstraightedge finds this funny. http://www.buzzfeed.com/animals/cats-as-fonts

@friendofdurutti ZOMIGOD. So funny. Yes.

HEY... Let's kiss out! /by @hrrrthrrr @ The Farmhouse http://instagr.am/p/HAnuM4MntI/

RT @steveklabnik: This made me giggle: http://riotjoke.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/potofgold.jpg

RT @defiler: Today's lesson: Always have a set of last words on hand, just in case: http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/dr_info/clarkjameslast.html