@seanbonner I scared to click. :/

@Jamiegirl1 Do you have a drinking problem?

@seanbonner @whattheffacts How the hell does one use Twitter/Facebook *during* sex?

@mitchellh You're not alone, dude.

@flavorjones I don't understand. What about Petey should I be seeing?

@hrrrthrrr Wouldn't it be cooler if it was the number of silly tweets? Well, it kind of is.

78 of you *very* smart and *very* good looking followers of mine should follow @hrrrthrrr because she's awesome. And so are you.

XOXO Sb

When I said 4990 followers, I was looking at tweets. But 2922 followers is close to 3000. Let's see, 3000 minus 2922, carry the one...

@hrrrthrrr DAH. Oops.

My friend @hrrrthrrr is at 4990 followers. 5000 would be a good number. Maybe 10 of you smart & good looking people would like to follow her

@suss @kobier Just like Biggie.

Mo' conferences.
Mo' problems.

Amirightorwhat?

@rschroed @alexvollmer In which case, you'll have to join me for a M's game.

@rschroed @alexvollmer I'm flirting with the idea of going to a game at every MLB stadium this season.

@alexvollmer @rschroed AMEN.

@rschroed @alexvollmer I'm kidding. I love this guy too much to fight with him. I can't help it that he has bad taste in baseball. ;)