Zomigod.

@bmizerany I don't know Joe Damato or why he's so into to giving me shit. Something something feeding trolls.

@bmizerany Are you trying to stir up trouble?

RT @coketweet: If your headshot is the background image on your iPhone, you are fired from life.

@bookis And, boom.

Boom, and we're done.

@sarahmei @joindiaspora @heroku BOOM!

@n8duke It must've travelled by turtle express.

@eliduke So you stopped to start a fire on the roof, right?

Her first hardcore song… at 8 years old.

http://youtu.be/uU6U-8LP1DY

Finding a roommate is hard. Does anyone know anyone in LA looking?

RT @drewwilson: It's like @typekit, but better: http://pictos.cc/server

On Craigslist, I definitely judge you by your grammar.

Also, we're all hoods up.

Serious Business™

@brixen So what I hear you saying is that people should destroy all dams in the world.

In my living room right now, @johnbender and @evanphx arguing the actual physics of how fast The Flash can run and how much force he has.