OH: "A cold orange while in the shower… pure heaven." — @bookis

OH: "I have a hard time taking a shower with even remnants of food in my mouth." — @eliduke

@coxandrew @steveklabnik Work with people smarter than you on hard real problems.

"Remember when you gave me shit and I made lemonade out of it?"

@DareMachina I tried it in the beginning. It was kludgy. Maybe I should give it another shot.

I would pay for a "Twitter for iPhone Pro" even if it only removed the fucking #discover tab.

The sad part is we had to make it a house rule.

/cc @eliduke

RT @eliduke: New house rule: I'm not allowed to leave the bathroom after I've pooped until the toilet is totally empty. Sometimes it tak ...

These flags mean you might die. No joke. @ Bonzai Pipeline, North Shore http://instagr.am/p/al9Gn/

@cassieisvegan Good deal. Husbands are good for something, I guess.

@cassieisvegan Buy it on kindle. Read it on your phone.

RT @LAWeekly: Assault on LAPD cops went up nearly 27% in 2011. http://ow.ly/86KzO

High theft area! @ Shark's Cove http://instagr.am/p/aklpq/

Looking out of the cove. @ Shark's Cove http://instagr.am/p/akkN6/

The not so shallows @ Shark's Cove http://instagr.am/p/akjmk/