You can tell we're on vacation by all the cards we've played. Shithead. Egyptian Rat Screw. Speed. I just taught @brke Spit and Euchre.

@blueboxjesse @atmos Totes. There's no one right way to live. I have a dog, @civthedog. She's enough for me. :D

@suss What if my pants fell down and everyone looked at my weiner? What if my nose fell off and I couldn't smell?

@deanero JOKES!

@deanero ooooooh

@atmos @blueboxjesse Never for me. Few years ago, I rewarded myself for getting laid off with a vasectomy. It's the gift that keeps giving.

@kneath yep. I've been trolling their RSS feed for months and it's full of good stuff. Careful.

Anyone remember a galloping adventure metal band called Memento Mori (ex-members of Scrotum Grinder)? I only have one song and I want more.

@deanero how do you mean?

@deanero thanks!

We found it. Leeroy Jenkins.

What was the name of that guy who would intentionally screw up group campaigns in World of Warcraft?

Goat near our house. http://instagr.am/p/aW-lO/

RT @topfunky: RailsConf USA is in Austin, no longer an O'Reilly gig, and half the price of previous years: http://railsconf2012.com/

@jc00ke I don't think you're ready for this jelly.