Guacamole, deconstructed. @ The Farmhouse http://instagr.am/p/VttGy/

RT @rands: If I had to pick one email rule to rule them all, it'd be "When you're done writing, always wait 90 seconds before hitting SEND."

Design the Skyline is such a fucking caricature. Go watch the "Surrounded by Silence" video. It's like 12 songs glommed together.

I couldn't ask for a better partner in crime on @cascadiaruby than @bleything.

RT @bleything: And I'll say this now: if you don't like how @veganstraightedge and I run @cascadiaruby, door's to your left.

When a tear gas canister comes flying through the air, you can measure a person's worth by how they react. Do they run toward it or from it?

@chadfowler cost per million. Number of units you have to spend per million whatevers.

RT @hacketyhack: Anyone want to answer? ;) “@chadmyers: Hackety Hack looks pretty decent at first glance. Anyone have experience with it?”

I'm instituting a no gift Stuff™ policy for the holidays. The embargo is on.

Green Day. @ Erewhon Natural Foods Market http://instagr.am/p/VgFQY/

@johnbender Oh yeah. That one.

@johnbender I don't remember that conversation. What were we talking about?

RT @dkastner: @chadfowler sports metaphors are the slam dunks of metaphors

@brke @eliduke @bookis ALL OF THE BENEFITS!

@brke @eliduke @bookis I'm not a part of this war. Just so we're clear.