1. The "cop" at the Parking Violations Bureau :
    1. Told me I could hold my water, but not drink from it.
    2. Has his hand on his gun constantly.

    I did a fast paced interview with @bakkdoor : http://ey.io/stF59A

    http://fancy-lang.org.
    @rubinius.
    Batman.
    Spider-man.
    Light speed travel.