RT @Carols10cents: Hey guys, guess what? You can make a funny, edgy presentation WITHOUT dildos, I promise!

So... Who's gonna be the cheerleaders at @github dodgeball on Sunday?

Raw vegan cheesecake. Almost as good as Kristen's. Still amazing though. @ The Plant Cafe Organic - Embarcadero http://instagr.am/p/Q-UPl/

Crusted tempeh dinner. @ The Plant Cafe Organic - Embarcadero http://instagr.am/p/Q-Txi/

Fuck the police. http://seanbonner.tumblr.com/post/11683085143/i-hate-people-who-say-fuck-the-police

/by @seanbonner

RT @buzz: Surprised to find that Jira has actually made me more productive: I hate using it so much I'll get work done just to avoid upd ...

RT @Mike_FTW: We’ll always have Field Notes.

RT @JosephKBlack: Hackers have a way to fix America's problem, but we're going to have to circumvent Congress. You'll thank us later. ~J ...

RT @kissane: PSA: If you're tweeting on behalf of a business, calling grown-ass women "girls" makes you look like a jerk.

RT @loveletterstosf: earthquakes reinforce my bicycle as my #1 transportation. i won't be stuck underground on muni, and i can deftly an ...

RT @hotdogsladies: Google is the middle-aged doofus—dying to feel alive.

Google+ is the vapid tart on whom he'll blow it all.

His new ...

RT @willhutson: This is awesome. The twitter account @RealTimeWWII is tweeting WWII in real time, and it's amazing.

@carleelowe Nope. Not at the minute. I'll keep you in mind next time. Why ate you back in LA?

Hearing Mumford and Sons in public at a bar is kinda hard for me. Shakes me to my core. Everytime.

Interrupting the jukebox during Nirvana Unplugged's "The Man Who Stole the World" is a grave fucking sin, guy.