It's "scratch my itchy beardo with a fork" kind of day. What.

RT @Mike_FTW: Ease up, Catholics. In 3 days it’ll be Easter, Lent’ll be over, and you’ll be able to flip your partners and do ‘em from t ...

RT @Mike_FTW: What about the 2 dudes hanging on either side of Jesus? They’re like the non-medal-getting Chewbaccas of crucifixions, right?

RT @IanErikSmith: Celebrate Earth Day by sending a letter to an eco-prisoner ~ http://bit.ly/gkgTv0

@steveklabnik This is why we need to each be running our own. We'll get there in time. Hang in there.

@amyhoy OK. OK. You win too. ;)

@dylanegan Well, ok. If that's the job listing, you're exempt.

Pro Tip™ – ninja, cowboy, rockstar, all star, badass... all are red flags in a recruit job listings. Don't use them when posting your job.

RT @zhitomirskiyi: Adam gray juggling 3 sticks- http://vhx.tv/8864

@johnbender What did you have in mind? There are no wrong answers.

Honest question. I wanna hear your answers.

If you were guaranteed not to fail, what would you do?

RT @ezmobius: wishing you guys a speedy recovery over there @engineyard . I know you guys are crawling all over ec2 right now helping cu ...

RT @ezmobius: other web hosts take note, @eycloud status updates are what u want to see during an outage. nice work guys. brings back me ...

@johnbender Yeah. Something like that.

Fuck. It's amazing how powerful words are when read out loud.