@deanero Chocolate *almond* milk.

Just assume that all food stuffs I talk about eating are the fake version. Chicken => mock chicken. Etc.

Why don't I have chocolate milk with me at work today?

@helloerica Go iPad. It's totally worth it.

@purp Thanks. That's 40 slides in 4 minutes.

Who doesn't love a panda in a tree? http://inmyworldofnonsense.tumblr.com/1125587931

You like Venn diagrams / I like Venn diagrams : http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/archives/2010/Sep/?#1437

How long is the processing queue for @slideshare typically? I uploaded 2 hours ago.

Dear @rubyconf speakers,

If you want help making your slides way more awesome, get in touch with me.

veganstraightedge@gmail.com

@timocratic Roger that.

@suss YES! Exactly. Spread the word. I'm a slides gun for hire.

I've uploaded my slides, but am waiting on them to be processed. They'll be at http://slideshare.net/veganstraightedge when they're ready.

I'm thinking of starting a new career direction where I punch up people's slides for their presentation. Any takers?

I don't have the #newtwitter hottness and I'm ok with that.

RT @rstevens: Hipster dog isn't neutered. He's a fixie.

It's a video trailer for a book!

Being Geek: The Software Developer's Career Handbook : http://www.vimeo.com/15113923