@theellenshow has 100,000+ followers. Jigga what?

I'm going to vegan prom on saturday (a fundraiser for kids facing charges). Anyone want to come with me?

@twitterific has beach balled on me 3 times in the past hour. Please stop. xoxo sb

@DerekMerdinyan For multiple accounts I use:

iPhone - Tweetie
Mac - Twitterific for one, Safari for the other.

Kludgy. I would like better

I'm starting a massive marathon of listening to nothing but The Clash. Starting with self titled.

GO!GO!7188 is sooo cute : http://tinyurl.com/c2kobd

"I'm gonna eat Cool Ranch Dorittos with chocolate milk and watch The Never Ending Story." http://vimeo.com/3568757 (via @gruber)

Nerd : http://tinyurl.com/awu2qe from http://tinyurl.com/avmcat

Everybody cut. Everybody cut. http://tinyurl.com/3d9zw6

@grabup's (http://grabup.com/) System Requirements: "You must be running OS X. Sorry all you crazy windows and linux weirdos."

@github is "503 Service Unavailable" for me

@DerekMerdinyan i highly recommend http://www.moo.com/ for your business card needs.

@planetmoney Welcome to Nationalized Citibank : http://tinyurl.com/blmjy8 :D

@twitter why do you allow usernames to be changed? it breaks loads of permalinks. would someone please think of the permalinks?

Flowers drunk on too much water : http://sukle.com/DW_final02_web400.mov (via @SamiNummi)