Eating at In The Bowl with Eli and bookis. (you) wish you were here.

@yournewbesty most of twitter client apps like twitteriffic, refresh regularly automagically.

I must have the bladder of an 8 year old, because i have to pee about every 30 minutes. Sheesh.

retweet via @danbejamin : http://youtube.com/watch?v=5N4aDnhfepI

@aphoenix if you have the helmets & i have the schwins, we'll bike together because who shares wins

OH: the day that I need a friend like you, I'll take a squat and shit one out.

OH: it appears we may have a problem of some magnitude here.

@aphoenix my favourite mac and 'cheese' recipe: http://tinyurl.com/28vklh

PF Flyers: Guaranteed to make every kid run faster and jump higher.

@rschroed "The best things come to those who"... complete their sentences?

hundredpushups.com: w1d2 12/12/10/10/7 oof. can barely lift arms to type this

"background: red" is the CSS equivalent of "puts"

Today seems like the day of days.

Holy bananas! Out of control. Crazy go nuts. All the time get some. http://is.gd/HX3 (volume up)

hundredpushups.com : today at work i got 9 of us to do them all at once. http://is.gd/Jeg 10/10/8/6/11. sorry, pecks.