My time to not caring about anything is less than zero.

"I can't believe all the things we've said. And I can't believe all the tears we've shed. Remain." I-Spy

I'm so hungry that I feel like I'm gonna puke? Yeah, doesn't make sense to me either.

I am so glad that I'm not drunk right now.

Done.

RT @mrgan: Seriously, if you think Japan's earthquake (and similar horrors) are deserved punishment from god, you're among the worst peo ...

@JackVSE Good luck with the tattoo shop.

@JackVSE Yep. Sorry. I had to come back home. Next time you're in LA ping me and we'll hang out.

Dear #sxsw,
I'm not in you anymore.
See you next time.

Sb

RT @bmizerany: Crazy brain trick from @alenavas: While sitting, rotate you right leg clockwise and write a 6 in the air with your right ...

@tjnelsonjr Looks like it. I'm on it.

@suss I deleted my LinkedIn account. I never got any use out of it anyhow. I still get Invite spam though.

@indirect @pinboard bookmarklet.

RT @drewm: I bet email could've really been something if it had a consistent user experience. It could've been HUGE.

Dear The Internet,

I have been known from time to time to be an asshole. I'm sorry for that. Please feel free to call me on my shit.

xo sb

The shakes

Dream last night. I was helping someone draw long winding stems of a flower on paper. But they had to fold in certain ways. It was weird.

RT @yuda: Hey @twitter: fire @dickc and cut out the ad bullshit and we'll all happily pay you subscriptions. I'd rather be a customer th ...

@evanphx That's fair.

@evanphx You could look a little more excited about it, no? I mean, she'll be In The Future™!

@sixwing Awesome. Let's meet up tomorrow>

@hrrrthrrr And they're good for her old lady joints with the glucosamine in them!

@hrrrthrrr She does love it in her backyard. It's her civdom that she has to survey.

You can use the treats in the bin to lure her inside.

@hrrrthrrr She hasn't been any trouble for you?

@hrrrthrrr Yeah. She's good at that Katie-Holmes-Circa-Dawson's-Creek look. How's it going so far?