1. 30 years ago my mom didn't have an abortion. Today I'm going to see LA Dodgers vs SF Giants with @dukesuicide, @evanphx and @aphoenix. Rad.

    I woke up and asked @evanphx if he punched me in the neck in my sleep.

    Turns out I was punched by a bee's stinger yesterday. Now it's sore.

    I just got stung in the neck by a bee while waiting at a red light in LA. Also, while writing this I sat thru a green turn arrow. FML.