@jc00ke :D

@tara Sometimes I still catch myself thinking "my fantasy speaker lineup would be..." and then I remember that I already did #FarmhouseConf.

@tjnelsonjr @annaeatspizza @bigcartel F'real. Ril ril good.

@drbrain Next time I speak at a conf, I'ma do this same gag and see how many audience attendees bite.

RT @tara: It sure would be nice to get invited as a speaker to tech events before the 'oh shit we don't have chics' scramble that organizer…