RT @seanbonner: Cops are terrorists. Read the definition and try to pretend they aren't. I dare you. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrorism

Wanna know how I know that it’s 10:20pm?

The birds just started chirping. Crazy ass birds.

RT @mcclure111: OH MY GOD LOOK WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT THIS INSTANT https://twitter.com/CyberEveryword http://t.co/zgocI199jE

@jpbolles @powerllama Me, three!

My strategy of raising #rooftopthecat as if she’s a dog is working out swimmingly.