I love fireworks as much as the next person, but 4th of July gatherings are Americans, no, people at their worst.

OMFG. There is so America here. Gross.

"Smells like teen spirit" by Nirvana just played at WaMu's family fourth. Zero irony.

"The fourth of July brought to you by WaMu (pay no attention to our current financial troubles). America!"

Srsly. God. Don't. Make. No. Trash.