I must have the bladder of an 8 year old, because i have to pee about every 30 minutes. Sheesh.

retweet via @danbejamin : http://youtube.com/watch?v=5N4aDnhfepI

@aphoenix if you have the helmets & i have the schwins, we'll bike together because who shares wins

OH: the day that I need a friend like you, I'll take a squat and shit one out.

OH: it appears we may have a problem of some magnitude here.