Golden retrievers are prolly the sweetest creatures evar.

Human babies might be the worst.

http://youtu.be/fj3d2a4GTHI

@yoda_at_peaches ;)

@yoda_at_peaches In Group / Out Group, man.

@gruber Because Android is Open™

Great half hour documentary about friends of The @Farmhouse, @matesofstate :

http://www.byutv.org/watch/b1542dd8-eda4-4648-b581-be0ddc95d19a/audio-files-mates-of-state

@yoda_at_peaches Language.

"Fuck Your Morals!"

http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/04/femen-stages-a-topless-jihad/100487/

Parking enforcement car parked on a yellow curb. @ Trader Joe's http://instagram.com/p/XsUyV_snln/

@ddollar "escalate me to tier 3, please"

At least one hundred eighty thousandty percent.

@tenderlove But they get just lower and lower. Like at or below the knees!

RT @TheTweetOfGod: Has it ever occurred to you that maybe once in a while I'd like YOU to give ME a pony?

RT @mattfelten: Trying again. Anyone know any good WP devs to work on a small project? Preferably local but not necessary.

RT @li3n3: Buy @Trimet fares right from your phone. They're taking beta tester applications now: http://trimet.org/mobiletickets/

@atmos @mtodd I still use iCal (plus Fantastical) + Sparrow and never see Mail.app.