Emails with "legal" warnings in the signature footer are such utter bullshit.

"Are you a member in good standing and able to perform the activities of a person of like age and gender?"

:(

#lifeinsurance

Q: What did the electricity say to the rude circuit breaker?

A: You tripping!

Remember answering machines?

http://youtu.be/ria37d9mInY

RT @farmhouse: November 3, 2013, @jbarnette is speaking at #farmhouseconf5 about Collapse.

http://farmhouse.la/conf/5#john-barnette

@amilum Yep. I've been using it for months. It's the total jam.

Dream: I was in HS/college baseball. My black and yellow Easton bat wasn't there. So I used a black and yellow hammer.

RT @hakonl: I just had to do this. http://f.cl.ly/items/2P0r2H2o1N0B0K0F1L2z/tender_corey.gif /cc @tenderlove @coreyhaines

FHC1:beta
FHC2:Mapping
FHC3:Disruption
FHC4:Future
FHC5:Collapse

The End

http://farmhouse.la/conf

RT @wired: Google launches note-taking app "Google Keep," which will surely last forever. http://oak.ctx.ly/r/36s6

@petewentz @falloutboy Taylor Swift.

@brixen Get a Roomba. :D

@DaveyHavok You wanna come talk about your book at @Farmhouse Conf?

http://farmhouse.la/conf

Who do I know that works at Epitaph? I need to talk to you about a band for @Farmhouse Conf.

http://farmhouse.la/conf

@OnTheJumbotron Pfft.