Emails with "legal" warnings in the signature footer are such utter bullshit.
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"Are you a member in good standing and able to perform the activities of a person of like age and gender?"
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#lifeinsurance
Q: What did the electricity say to the rude circuit breaker?
A: You tripping!
Remember answering machines?
http://youtu.be/ria37d9mInY
RT @farmhouse: November 3, 2013, @jbarnette is speaking at #farmhouseconf5 about Collapse.
http://farmhouse.la/conf/5#john-barnette
In reply to:@amilum Yep. I've been using it for months. It's the total jam.
Dream: I was in HS/college baseball. My black and yellow Easton bat wasn't there. So I used a black and yellow hammer.
RT @hakonl: I just had to do this. http://f.cl.ly/items/2P0r2H2o1N0B0K0F1L2z/tender_corey.gif /cc @tenderlove @coreyhaines
FHC1:beta
FHC2:Mapping
FHC3:Disruption
FHC4:Future
FHC5:CollapseThe End
http://farmhouse.la/conf
RT @wired: Google launches note-taking app "Google Keep," which will surely last forever. http://oak.ctx.ly/r/36s6
In reply to:@petewentz @falloutboy Taylor Swift.
In reply to:@brixen Get a Roomba. :D
In reply to:@DaveyHavok You wanna come talk about your book at @Farmhouse Conf?
http://farmhouse.la/conf
Who do I know that works at Epitaph? I need to talk to you about a band for @Farmhouse Conf.
http://farmhouse.la/conf
In reply to:@OnTheJumbotron Pfft.