In SkyClub, you can bring food inside if it's in your bag. But if it's only in its bag, it must wait outside. Like a second class citizen.

There's a gang wearing all blue that're forcing people to remove their belongings from their person, then blasting them with radiation.

@defiler :D me too!

I'd like to report suspicious activity at this airport.

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@defiler Interesting. When the video is out, I'd love to hear which slides could be moved. Thanks!

@defiler How'd you like my talk? Any notes?

@defiler Likewise. I had a great time. Great conf. Never get to see everyone / enough. :/

The ability to read a name off of an id should be a prerequisite for being a customer service desk person.

@defiler So bummed we didn't get to hang out in Bend. :(

New name for @ryanbigg: Captain WaxyPants. Get into it.

/cc @jremsikjr @daveystevenson @rbxbx @thoward37 @lightcap

Wheels down in PDX. Short layover.

RDM ✈ PDX

Here's some "proactive" "predictive policing" for you:

Cops will kill people. Might as well imprison all if them now.

TSA. Still full of shit.

http://nypost.com/p/news/local/confessions_of_tsa_agent_we_re_bunch_OhxHeGd0RR9UVGzfypjnLO

@kthrynn still no idea what it is, how it works or why it exists