RT @solarce: 2nd prize is a set of steak knives.

@tenderlove deadm.an

@tenderlove The REPLY-ALLs come next.

@tenderlove Clever girl.

My favorite emails are the ones sent to:

Everyone@The Company™.com

It's pronounced "people", not "resources".

@ReinH Your dates in your blog feed are all screwballed.

@seanbonner What? Where?

Dodgeball became the reason to cut your hair short and trim your fingernails.

RT @howardtayler: This has made me happy all day: "Not my problem" in Polish is "nie moj cyrk, nie moje malpy." Literally "not my circus ...

RT @SeinfeldToday: Jerry's gf (Tricia Helfer) is a vegan, gluten-free, lactose intolerant model. ELAINE:"What DOES she eat?" J:"I believ ...

American Idiot, still a total jam.

RT @ThemisSal: Attention Buyer of Lance Armstrong Books: http://twitpic.com/bwvhbf

@kneath Related: /posts 404s on your site. Maybe redirect it to root?

We're looking for a real good Rails + analytics person.

Get at me if you're into it. Bonus points if you're LA area (though not required).