@elisfanclub do YOU have hamthrax aporkalypse pig sars?

I don't understand why adults censor their own words when no one is making them.

Let's be friends. http://letsbefriends.blogspot.com/ (via @rstevens)

Me: :SNEEZE:
Him: God Bless You!
Me: No thanks.

I am drowning in todo list. I might have over extended myself in this pre-leaving stage.

8-Bit Fatalities : http://bit.ly/msE8A
(via @kottkedotorg)

I've got my possessions down to about 10 milk crates. More than I'd like. More refactoring to do.

They've always been more likely to take someone else's life. So this is probably fair.

@NPR "A member of the US military is now more likely than a civilian to take their own life."

The University Village Apple Store is having a staff meeting in the bathroom hallway. http://yfrog.com/0q8ykj

Trying on shoes at the store. Pair number 14. I'm one picky motherfucker.

My 93 GMC Safari just passed Wadhington state emissions. I also shared my BBQ chips with the tester. Causal? I don't care.

@xithejuryx do you have hamthrax pig SARS?

@xjoehallx, Timm and Roger (from Wait In Vain) answer the 10 Questions I Ask Every Band for @vsxe : http://theveganstraightedge.com/posts/11

I need a personal assistant for a couple days. You need to be in Seattle and not busy this week. Seriously. HALP!