@Sleater_Kinney I’ll offer as many avocados as you want from my 112 year old tree in trade for y'all playing “By The Time You're 25” in LA.

Know of any remote front-end/javascript gigs?

Asking for a friend.*

* No, really. It's not for me. I know fuck all about Javascript.

@thisKat No! Thanks for showing me.

I really love the new @Sleater_Kinney record. It's been on heavy rotation for the past couple weeks.

@brenbot @jxson of course he did

If I could leap out of the water and spin in the air 7 times, I would do it all of the fucking time.

http://youtu.be/xdFjYRZHF8w

@brenbot Friends of yours?

https://vimeo.com/117375257

Why is 'rake db:rollback' rolling back 2 steps instead of the default of 1?

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/28973347/why-is-rake-dbrollback-rolling-back-2-steps-instead-of-the-default-of-1

/by @eliduke

I'm still waiting for @coketweet to write a treatise on Spring Breakers as “a mythical allegory with … neon herpes.”

http://blog.thecoquette.net/post/45976734370

@jessicaspacekat Makes sense.

Fumbling my way through some Objective C code.
Watch out!

These birds that are chirping up a chirp storm outside right now are real confused as to what time it is. (11pm)

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@oaklandelle Same same but different.

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