Theys do not : http://tinyurl.com/4amfu2

Unbelievable can throwing skillz, they haz them : http://tinyurl.com/56jjq8

@t happiness

@MarsPhoenix goodbye, little buddy. http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/video/index.cfm

The Yellow/White Pages is good for raising your monitor by a couple inches. And that's about it. Srsly, who uses these anymore?

Last bowl in a box of Raisin Bran == high raisin to bran ratio. WIN

Pictures of Antarctica : http://tinyurl.com/57vgg8 (not from @elisfanclub)

Just gave a bus crazy what for, b/c he was harassing a couple ladies on the bus. Fucker tried to rest his head on one girl's shoulder.

Going to a mini honey bucket reunion. There's sushi to be had.

"Street by street. Block by block. Taking it all back. The youth's immersed in poison— turn the tide counterattack."

@drbrain i flirted with using neutraface for all the new shirt designs, then my better judgement won out and i used helvetica.

@drbrain http://twitpic.com/kv49 font: Neutraface Display Bold http://bit.ly/neutra awkwardly low x height, goofy lowercase t, fi ligature+1

@drbrain http://twitpic.com/kv49 the best part is the YOU ARE HERE dot in the middle of nowhere

Got in the mail today : First edition hardcover Ishmael by Daniel Quinn.

Breakfast cereal timeline : http://tinyurl.com/6a6l3l (via @jkottke)