@aphoenix ooooh. i misunderstood. i always hear "give a fuck"/"don't give a fuck" as the same. in/flammable. i am emphatically NOT in favor.

@aphoenix i could give a good goddamn about that fucking oxford comma too.

@rschroed jealous!

Vacation. All I ever wanted. Vacation. I just have to get away.

@drbrain my iphone camera arifacted weird in the exact same way the other day. wtf?

7 / 10 of our devs are on the mac train now. 3 linux nerds left.

@tonyxprice @elisfanclub @aphoenix thanks dudes. i also got Philly Seitan from Wayward Cafe special delivered by emily. thanks friends.

"PHP is like a proper programming language for grown ups" - cal henderson

Wait for bus: 30 minutes. Bus to transfer: 20 min. Bike to trail: 2 min. Bike trail to work: 8 min. Epic bus fail.

@daytum -webkit-text-size-adjust: none = i can't increase size of the low contrast text to make it more readable. why oh why do you do this?

@daytum beta site needs a 'submit bugs' link. bug: light grey on white = hard to read. please fix.

I'm 29 now. That's something. I thanked my mom for not having an abortion 29 years ago.

Super late bus today. This is gonna be close.

How long could one get away with using an expired year long bus pass? Hypothetically speaking. My money's on at least 3 months.

Yes, I know you're pregnant. I can see that. I still think it's incredibly selfish and rude to make new babies in this day and age.