@gesa So well! And you know, the makeup helps.

@jennschiffer but only in one side at a time. Things get weird when she dies a hand stand.

Stoked that the Saved By The Bell reunion finally happened! Bummed it didn't include Lisa Turtle or Screech Powers.

http://youtu.be/MftOONlDQac

@waxpancake Sooo good. @abexlumberg's analogy of Holden Caulfield + MST3K is totally fucking amazing.

Look. I'm new to this whole iOS app build/run/archive/beta/release thing, but @mattt's Nomad suite really helps. 👍

https://github.com/nomad

@mattt Hi. Are you going to úll, by chance?

RT @jessicard: birthing is a much cuter process then i was lead to previously believe http://t.co/YpUnaMndEO

Today I loaded an Objective C file into Ruby (to re-use its one line of code which set a CONSTANT) by adding # after the // in the C file.

“Shane, do you always match your hat and chair?”

“Yep! I only have one hat and one chair.” 😁

@olivierlacan Woof.

“BTW – if there is an SEC filing about your deployment something may have gone terribly wrong.”

http://dougseven.com/2014/04/17/knightmare-a-devops-cautionary-tale/

/via @olivierlacan

“You know I'm gonna try much harder, but it isn't the shit in my head pulling me under this time.” ♫

RT @emanithegoddess: stl, oakland, antioch, hummelstown (pen.) all places police shot and killed someone today. four different cities. one …

This cat was like “hey guy, I wanna smash my face into your face” and I was all like “ok!”. @ Ellis… http://instagram.com/p/yqjBxjsnoi/

“C’mon. Don’t be gross.” @ Blue Bottle Coffee http://instagram.com/p/yqVHjgMnlc/