Simba. On a log. @ The Jerk Store http://instagram.com/p/soQ0m6Mnrn/
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@ejgreenberg I'd be friends with that person.
In reply to:@sammichfelge GOODBYE FOREVER! 😉
In reply to:Therefore to look your best, always dress as if it's a bright Halloween.
Tinder lessons:
Everyone looks better in sunglasses.
Everyone looks better in Halloween costumes.In reply to:@sammichfelge See the part of my username that say “straightedge”? That means I don't drink. 😉
In reply to:@sammichfelge work.
In reply to:@sammichfelge I'm in Bend during the week.
In reply to:@sammichfelge Do you want to eat some food right now? I'm in NE.
PDX, I am in you this weekend and next.
Let's. Get. Dangerous.
@gruber @chockenberry 30 pin at PDX. http://t.co/jN3RMNWTLZ
RT @A_single_bear: I have no idea where I am supposed to go when it is time for me to die. Maybe I will climb a tree. What an unpleasant th…
RT @A_single_bear: I ate a pinecone therefore I am a bear. Actually, anyone can eat a pinecone. It is not food exclusive to bears. I recomm…
Blocked on all the things.
Fuck this guy. http://instagram.com/p/snwlZYMniz/