Simba. On a log. @ The Jerk Store http://instagram.com/p/soQ0m6Mnrn/

@ejgreenberg I'd be friends with that person.

@sammichfelge GOODBYE FOREVER! 😉

Therefore to look your best, always dress as if it's a bright Halloween.

Tinder lessons:

Everyone looks better in sunglasses.
Everyone looks better in Halloween costumes.

@sammichfelge See the part of my username that say “straightedge”? That means I don't drink. 😉

@sammichfelge work.

@sammichfelge I'm in Bend during the week.

@sammichfelge Do you want to eat some food right now? I'm in NE.

PDX, I am in you this weekend and next.

Let's. Get. Dangerous.

@gruber @chockenberry 30 pin at PDX. http://t.co/jN3RMNWTLZ

RT @A_single_bear: I have no idea where I am supposed to go when it is time for me to die. Maybe I will climb a tree. What an unpleasant th…

RT @A_single_bear: I ate a pinecone therefore I am a bear. Actually, anyone can eat a pinecone. It is not food exclusive to bears. I recomm…

Blocked on all the things.

Fuck this guy. http://instagram.com/p/snwlZYMniz/