"The Washington Ballet's hardest dance moves"

http://youtu.be/n7AaZhEOJSY

/via @kottke

There's blood on the streets.
Buy Apple stock.

The "Turn down for what" video is (surprise surprise) fucking terrible.

http://youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU

A: My friend Shane.
2: Who's Shane?
A: You know, he's always giving away avocados.
2: OOOH right. Shane. The avocado guy. Sure.

“Beat It (Michael Jackson cover)” by The Geeks And The Alcoholic Genius is my new jam. Listen: http://t.thisismyjam.com/veganstraightedge/_8eexmf6

@thedaniel @idangazit Correct about f+tab in TextMate doing that.

RT @astradisastra: The capitalist imagination: It's easier to imagine a fleet of self-driving cars than cities w/ free efficient public tra…

@tenderlove What's nice about Panic's Status Board iPad app is that you can roll your own data source URLs to power some widgets.

@ejgreenberg Just go back to bed. It's not worth it.

I love seeing pretty Peugeots around. @ Skylark http://instagram.com/p/okjAA2snpF/

Turn down for what?

@maxspiker my driver today just told me.

RT @Blithe: Ran into @veganstraightedge on the street in SF. He gave me an avocado that I carried around the city for the rest of the day.

@tomcoates I was the one that just accosted you.

Somehow, I have a 5 star customer rating in Uber.