I'm starting dinner with dessert. Pear cobbler. @ Gracias Madre http://instagram.com/p/ofEHmysnr1/

@infraredflower what's an subtweet?

Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win!

Goddamnit if I don't love me some baseball. ⚾️

Groundskeeper zen garden. @ AT&T SF Giants Ball Park http://instagram.com/p/oeWnEUMnkm/

Giants vs Cubs! @ AT&T Park http://instagram.com/p/oeWAgVMnjU/

That awkward moment when the pitcher has struck out exactly three people and the outfield wall says KKK. 😳

RT @coketweet: Stop calling it a manifesto. The UCSB shooter didn't write a manifesto. He wrote a suicide note. There's a difference.

@jlsuttles @jessicard I knocked. A LOT. And they never answered.

@jessicard I heard you yelling this morning when I went upstairs to talk to the neighbor. Always be yelling. @jlsuttles

@jlsuttles With friends like these, right? 😕

/cc @jessicard

@jessicard Do you any left to share down the hall?

If you want to engage my trolls, please don't CC me on those tweets. Kthx! <3

@_zzak LIES!

RT @susannahbreslin: Manatees say if it worked for feminism, it will work for sea cows. I mean manatees.