First song I heard on the radio: Alien Ant Farm's cover of "Smooth Criminal". Never ever change, Indy.

Neither Avis nor Hertz will take my @simple card, because "it's not a major debit card". For fuck's sake!

I just met Al Unser Sr.

VICE DOs and DONTs would have a DON'T field day at the Indianapolis airport.

Indianapolis — one of the great victories of the automobile. Sprawl, minimal buses, no trains, a dead at night downtown, big box everything.

Wheels down at IND.

Southwest flights descend so hard.

I go on PTO and production breaks. :(

RT @EmergencyPuppy: http://t.co/UErQ1uNTIR

I'm kidding, of course.
There are no blankets.

But to make up for it, they keep their plane’s temperature set to FRIGID.

Do you think that airlines dip the blankets in smallpox or just the plague?

Wheels down in Phoenix.

(BUR ✈️ PHX ✈️ IND)

@tobymorse The more you know… 🌈🌟

@tobymorse Pro Tip™ — Most nonalphanumeric characters don't work in hashtags. So, #Jet$et is the same as #Jet $et. Same with #compund-words.

Indiana, I'm coming for you.

#CheeseWeed20 @ Burbank Bob Hope Airport (BUR) http://instagram.com/p/nx2oKNsnm6/