You know what bible verse everyone should read? None. No one should read the bible.

RT @earthquakesLA: A 3.3 magnitude earthquake occurred 0mi WNW of Cudahy, California. Details: http://eqbot.com/aEL Map: http://t.co/QLh8…

Earthquake?

Intellectual property is still theft too.

@drbrain I have not. But I'll put it on the list.

@ashedryden Except that you didn't not commit any felonies. We each commit about three felonies per day. 😢

Rooftop the #vwgolfcat. @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/nt4ThrMnsQ/

It's a two part plan.

First, you show up.
Then, you see what happens.

It was Napoleon’s plan.

RT @bethp1387: "I left you a voicemail." You honestly might as well have written it on a post-it and thrown it into the sea.

RT @EarthPix: The Quokka is the happiest animal in the world http://t.co/tXttxFyL2I

Actually, it was only half of a brownie. I'm not an animal. Gosh.

I had a brownie for breakfast. Because I'm a grown up.

@waxpancake synchronize swatches.

@janaboruta It's not "these days". It's always been this way.

Last one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeuwYvlBI0