1. "Cuz if you dance to this, then you drink to me and my sexuality. With your hands down my pants by transitive property."

    — @propagandhi

    Today was the anniversary of the 1992 LA Riots. Cops still beat and kill people on video and get away with it.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1992_Los_Angeles_riots

    French military's final Morse code message in1997:

    "CALLING all. This is our last cry before our eternal silence."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morse_code

    "Lemme tell you a secret. It's called The Secret."

    "Here's another secret. You're an asshole."

    http://youtu.be/H-gfxjAaZg0

    /by @garfunkeloates

    Aunt Sally is throwing a stick at a thing on a pole and knocking the thing off the pole without hitting the pole.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aunt_Sally#The_game