@nrrrdcore They're hacking the mainframe. Cut the hardline!

Mathew fucking Bruce. Ladies.

@mattxvx @ Emerson Los Angeles http://instagram.com/p/mMLfqTMngY/

Ok. Now you made it weird.

As a 34 year old man, I just said "may I have milk with my cookies?"

RT @wakeupcaroline: @veganstraightedge brought me jackfruit tacos from the @pureluckpopup! The ultimate act of friendship.… http://t.co/3Cq…

Earthquake!

@rgcjk I'll get right on that.

@myunderpants With friends like these.

@rgcjk Good to know. Next time you come down from Oakland to LA, you can bring me some. 😉

A friend from Vegas came to visit me for the weekend.

He did not show up with Ronald's donuts.

I'm making him sleep in the barn.

@sarahmei Ever seen a factory factory? I have.

If you find yourself wanting to draw an oval behind some text, here's the keyboard short cut.

⌘Q

RT @j_houg: The terrible, logical conclusion of calling data science "sexy." Just stop. http://t.co/f9lsPdDAh6

Writing is design.
Marketing is design.
Your product is marketing.

@coketweet Same.