Today geography lesson: Kaliningrad. A Russian exclave.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaliningrad

@gruber "Open always wins" is a fun jab at Google/Android. But maybe you could highlight some of the Open™ winners:
Linux
WP
WWW/HTML/HTTP

RT @wilw: Guess I'm wearing a different pair of jeans today. http://t.co/HiajQrWQGU

I like to believe that the writers of New Girl know the rules of True American. I want to know those rules.

High five to @amyokuda on her Brooklyn Nine Nine appearance.

http://hulu.com/watch/612155

Normal is the watch word.

@drbrain I thought you were just really bored.

I sweated through nine shirts in my sleep last night.

RT @Amazing_Maps: When each state peaked in population ranking

Source: US Census
- http://t.co/F9v5QTgGAG

@dipolesource what you're saying is, they should've shipped sooner?

My fever seems to have broke. I'm not sweating through all of my clothes anymore. Abdominal pain has gone down. I think I might survive.

I think I have food poisoning.

Fever. Sweaty. Achey. Shakes. Stomach pain. No sleep. 😞

Sneezy. Phlegmy. Coughy. Cold body. Hot head. Shivers. Achey.

If you don't hear from me in the morning, send help.

Again, this is literally a police state.

http://boingboing.net/2014/03/24/lapd-says-every-car-in-los-ang.html

@ashedryden another one I've heard is to yell "fire!" instead of "gun" to get people to clear out of a place.