1. RT @stephenfry: With due respect to Stephen Hawking, let's not pardon Alan Turing. He did nothing wrong. Let's have him on a banknote. And …

    RT @SICE_life: cute things 2 call ur gf:
    1. sugar
    2. honey
    3. flour
    4. egg
    6. 1/2lb butter
    7. stir
    8. pour into pan
    9. preheat to 375°
    10. …

    “All I Want For Christmas Is You (Mariah Carey Cover)” by @elliegoulding is my new jam. Listen: http://t.thisismyjam.com/veganstraightedge/_7g10opw

    RT @JCWisdomNuggets: Server: Want one of our famous milkshakes?
    Me: Well, I saw your yard and it was empty.
    Server: Huh?
    Me: No boys.
    Serve…