RT @jessicard: HELLO WHO WANTS A KISS
http://i.imgur.com/MO8jUU9.gif

@jessicard @ashedryden Talk to @evanphx about his Artisan Shade Grown Random Number Generator™.

@lamayorsoffice Thank you.

You know what's terrible?

Accidentally stepping on a dead pigeon in your driveway. That's terrible.

@ericgarcetti This is your old stomping ground. I wish you would do something to help this neighborhood instead of ignoring it.

RT @heartshapedsky: "We all need to feel seen and heard and valued. And we all deserve to have those needs met. You are no exception." http…

Twelve O'Clock Boys:
Documentary about dirt bike gang in Baltimore that fucking hates cops. I can get down with that.
http://youtu.be/gOMQY6k16TU

@evanphx There are no cars on my lawn.

@evanphx that's not the question I asked.

Is spraying someone with a garden hose assault? How about spraying a car?

Asking for a friend.

@jessicard Yellow card.

@jessicard You're very wrong about this one.

@jessicard How would you have us name our files?

Mugshots used to be so glamorous.

http://www.thephoblographer.com/2013/08/19/mugshots-from-the-1920s-are-significantly-cooler-than-mugshots-from-today/

@jessicard Why? Doesn't your Mac support spaces in file names? Doesn't your Terminal tab complete file names?