SAIL!

Half eaten banananana holder.

(Patent pending) @ Fortress of Playitude http://instagram.com/p/htgw32snnO/

@tenderlove high and tight

Morning hair. @ Fortress of Playitude http://instagram.com/p/hteCnnMnjL/

@tenderlove @brianmario soul vegetarian.

@jeffrafter brilliant

RT @kottke: Slow motion video of an unsuccessful base jump http://kottke.org/13/12/slow-motion-video-of-a-base-jump-going-horribly-wrong

RT @fakedansavage: If that money didn't want to get stolen... it wouldn't have gone out wearing that armored car. http://t.co/BDOzuebVCn

@coketweet Try this word change on people and watch their reaction: refer to "animals" as "non-human animals". People get squirmy.

Highlight of the weekend?
Eating spinach dip at Pizza Pi.

If there's "reform" in the name, it's already failed.

OH: "There's Fall Out Boy lyrics about this."

OH: "Hey. Here's my other birthday cards. Wanna put them in between your toes?"

Holly smoked, wood roasted, caramelized, yellow flavor sour patch kid. @ Fortress of Playitude http://instagram.com/p/hrfEnKsnpq/

Sitting by the fire with a @BranDingoDotBiz. @ Fortress of Playitude http://instagram.com/p/hrds45MnnE/