I was just told by @Shopify phone support "guru" Chris that in 2013 my @Simplify Visa debit card is not a "major credit card".

@Simplify @takeo @li3n3 My card doesn't work with any @Shopify powered site. This isn't ok.

@shopify Chris told me my problem was mine, not a bug with Shopify. And that unless I have store he can't help.

@Shopify Your phone support "guru" was useless.

@titanous Can you intro me to someone worth a damn at @Shopify? I need a bug fixed and phone support was useless.

I've been hold with @Shopify for 20 minutes now. :(

@ashedryden would that what it were

@kthrynn thanks.

@mrsdougan hi!

@ashedryden You need a sleep hacker to disrupt that industry.

@ashedryden Inefficient™

Who do I know that works at @Shopify? They think my @Simplify card number is invalid. It's not.

@evanphx @steveklabnik don't yak back

@Shopify You think my Visa card number is not a valid card number. I think your regex is too conservative.

Escalate me to tier one please.

@gesa So... we take the rest of the day off, right?

Is Campfire broken right now?