RT @LAScanner: Hey @911LAPD, maybe u tell Johnny Mumbles, the dispatcher, it's time for him to take a coffee break. #CantUnderstandADamnThi…
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RT @WilloLovesYou: I'm a big grammar nerd about using e.g. and i.e. the correct way. Thankfully @Oatmeal made us this: http://t.co/RPFRyJkY…
RT @HotVegasLegs: Crazy Desert Thunderstorm in Vegas tonight! http://t.co/VxU5Zz6uR7
OAKland, I am in you for a hot minute. xo @ Oakland International Airport (OAK) http://instagram.com/p/b-PdS0Mnpq/
This is you occasional reminder:
Fuck you, TSA.In reply to:@johnbender YEAH, BUDDY!
In reply to:@johnbender In uber to airport. Will argue on the Internet later. ;)
Vespa scooter in all velour Juicy Couture sweat suit, you confound me.
In reply to:@seanbonner @trammell @bookis totally beard.
In reply to:@johnbender see the Newtons site for videos and diagrams.
In reply to:@grok_ what a dreamboat!
In reply to:@Rocknrollnanny ❤
In reply to:@johnbender Running on just your balls is the same negative effect on your knees as heal striking. Use both! That's why we have them. 😉
RT @FYIstyle: ¿Quieres ir al lanzamiento del libro de Ignacio Gálvez (@xignaciox) ‘Shoot it Yourself’? http://fyi.cl/?p=37179
RT @tomcoates: Surely I'm not the only person who thinks that it's the state that should want to be forgiven for *their* crime, not Alan Tu…