1. "You’d better come correct with more than a fucking wiffleball bat, because I’m over here with a Louisville Slugger"

    http://dearcoquette.com/post/54682355766/on-a-semantic-fight

    I've had giant trees bulldozed near me, a transformer blew right above me, cops attacked me and my friends. That's what fireworks feel like.

    Seems like to me that the only people who celebrate with explosions in the sky are a people who have never lived through war. Terrifying.