Remember that one time we went to Costa Rica and @awnuhkuh slept for 14 hours? #staywild

I either just dined and dashed or tipped really well.

@jremsikjr I've never admitted to making a mistake.

The best hot tub evar.

#fromwhereihottub @ Hotel Marriott http://instagram.com/p/a3bV93Mno4/

The hotel: side. @ Hotel Marriott http://instagram.com/p/a3bMHxMnof/

The hotel: back. @ Hotel Marriott http://instagram.com/p/a3bEXDMnoO/

Pools on pools on pools. (Third pool not pictured.) @ Hotel Marriott http://instagram.com/p/a3a0t9Mnn1/

No zambullirse. @ Hotel Marriott http://instagram.com/p/a3aaugsnnI/

If case of ⚡, be sure to 🏊. @ Hotel Marriott http://instagram.com/p/a3aO0Dsnm2/

The hallway just ends and the grass just starts. @ Hotel Marriott http://instagram.com/p/a3aHulsnmt/

This is the root that never ends. @ Hotel Marriott http://instagram.com/p/a3Zv7aMnl7/

RT @LAScanner: CULVER CITY: Sounds like the nail-studded stick bums upgraded to SAMURAI SWORDS. Now @ Centinela & Washington. Next: suitcas…

@uhhhalexvx I know exactly what you mean.

RT @LAScanner: Sleep tight, Angelenos. The valets @ that gastropub prolly made duplicates of ur keys & copied ur address while u were enjoy…

RT @tjnelsonjr: Hey Portland: Anyone know of a 2 bedroom that allows cats in the SE for $1400 and under? Get at me.