Today's beach dog friend between @bookis and @eliduke. @ Bonzai Pipeline, North Shore http://instagr.am/p/bpgO4/

It's a white chrismukkah. @ Bonzai Pipeline, North Shore http://instagr.am/p/bo_uu/

Besties. http://instagr.am/p/bowIN/

I just finished reading @stevenbjohnson's Family Circus-esque winding path in his "Anatomy Of An Idea". You should too. http://j.mp/vCfcBN

We listened to about half of a song from the @justinbeiber Christmas record. Then switched to the Vandals' "Oi to the World."

Time for mimomas!

I mean, chocolate almond milk.

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RT @jmtd: Oh wow. GoDaddy had secured a SOPA exclusion. They supported it for competitive advantage. Glad I've already left them http:// ...

@bookis @tjnelsonjr I drank choco almond milk. Best idea evar!

@n8duke @eliduke that's tomorrow.

RT @bookis: Most ridiculous hangout with @brke, @eliduke, and @veganstraightedge EVER. That means a lot.

I think you're beautiful. And I feel really warm when I'm around you. And my tongue swells up. So... Do you wanna go eat food?

#pickuplines

Oh thanks, @twitter. "Christmas Eve" is a such a great "story" that you "discovered" for me.

@Bleything does "conversationalist" mean I talk a lot or that you and I have conversations?

Watching Elf. It's a good movie.

Watching it with @eliduke makes it a GREAT movie!