RT @seanbonner: So, like, can we kick GoDaddy off the Internet yet or what?

RT @JGamblin: In those days Caesar Augustus decreed that all must return to the town of their birth, that they may provide tech support ...

RT @MaryHChrist: In the middle east. Pregnant. On a donkey. FML

My friends are weird.

OH: "I'd rather a man just piss on the seat." — @brke

For his whole life, @eliduke thought "put the seat down" meant "put the lid down". What a dummy!

#wishyouwerehere

"I'm sexting, but in postcard form." — @bookis

"Go look photographery, @eliduke" @ Bonzai Pipeline, North Shore http://instagr.am/p/bYhOH/

Paws crossed lovers. http://instagr.am/p/bYfrE/

Champagne for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends. Chocolate almond milk for me.

Tripod setup by @eliduke. @ Bonzai Pipeline, North Shore http://instagr.am/p/bYXwt/

This new friend just walked up to us on the beach. @ Bonzai Pipeline, North Shore http://instagr.am/p/bYViQ/

When me and @xithejuryx start a band together. Our first EP will be called "rides. love. regret."

With the hit single: "Firsts and lasts".

@n8duke @eliduke My demo tracks are:

1. Suffering
2. Worship
3. People
4. Licker