We accidentally jay walked RIGHT in front of a cop car turning into us. Instead of ticketing us, he just yelled "RED LIGHT, DUMB ASS!"

Miss Piggy's secretary was hommina hommina!

Oh gods. This cab driver nearly hit 3 different groups of people whilst pulling outta his parking spot.

If you don't hear from me again...

MUPPETS MOVIE!

Safety first. http://instagr.am/p/YpgQ4/

Homemade vanilla and chocolate vegan ice cream. @ Peace Cafe http://instagr.am/p/YpKmg/

Ok, nerds. We want an app for this.

I see someone.
Take a photo.
Put them on a friend's team.
App keeps track of our teams.

#yourteam

New sunnies for @eliduke. @ Longs Drugs Moiliili http://instagr.am/p/Yodjz/

RT @_prakash: :-) #fb RT @CateOwen
Best Facebook status pretty much ever: http://twitpic.com/7rqj37

@brke waaaaaaaaay over there a foot away.

Sitting in Glazer's coffee shop trying to nerd. Missing my MacBook Air Jordan which is at the Store. Blasting Defeater in my ears.

Popcorn, Indiana. @ Kokua Market http://instagr.am/p/Yn-NW/

A ladybug and @brke. @ Kokua Market http://instagr.am/p/Yn9CP/

Good luck to you today! @ Glazer's Coffee http://instagr.am/p/Yn8jf/

You're local. Stay local. @ Glazer's Coffee http://instagr.am/p/Yn5-w/