@jlsuttles I did manage to stand up and catch one good wave.

Today:
- ate food
- Waikiki beach fun
- surfed baby waves
- ate more food
- ate more food
- got a haircut from @brke
- shaved my face off

RT @DisneyPixar: Your story will probably end up looking nothing like you thought it would. Embrace it.

@loimp into it.

The ~20,000 marathoners that are running the Honolulu marathon in 6 hours are prolly *really* hoping the rains stop soon.

@jina clean up after yourself.

OH: after @eliduke had steamrollered @brke and @bookis "OK. I guess I'll put my underwear on now." — @bookis

Is Skrillex dubstep?

"OK. Now where's the lube?" — @eliduke http://instagr.am/p/Ye---/

OH: to @eliduke "I'm sure we can lube you up." — @bookis

Writing postcards back to you chumps on the mainland. Email me an address if you want one.

@reidmix @eliduke @bookis I'm asking you which one would you say is gay?

@suss let's say, for real.

@tjnelsonjr 💘

If you were told that @eliduke or @bookis is gay, which one would you say it is?