@lstoll @brixen Golf. :P

@friendofdurutti My joke was that *I* live in Hollywood. 😉

@jessethorn MLB should white label the app to all of the sports leagues. Duh, people. Duh.

@jessethorn Why there isn't an MLB At Bat for each of the sports is beyond me.

When Drax pets Rocket.

How come the bad guys are affected by Starlord’s little gravity traps, but Starlord isn’t?

Rooftop the tree climbing cat.

#rooftopthecat @ The Farmhouse https://instagram.com/p/1tSMHEMniT/

Rooftop the tall grass stalking cat.

#rooftopthecat @ The Farmhouse https://instagram.com/p/1tRCWKsnv6/

But, you know, they're just people too. And they were very sweet.

Hollywood, CA is where famous actors show up to take your free salvage wood pile, then ask you if you know their straightedge friend. Weird.

@AlviArmani yes

How many machetes did you pack in your apocalypse bag?

@friendofdurutti I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

Men, get a vasectomy.
There’s enough people already.

@bleything The bars you hang out at…