1. ♪ Today I saw a great piece of graffiti. It had birds and spoke of reverie. Oh Emily Dickinson, you never seemed so exciting I must say. ♪

    I worked from home yesterday. Came into work today. Thought my laptop had been stolen. Turns out I'm an idiot and left my laptop at home.

    If BigCorp *really* wanted to help the environment, they'd give everyone a vacation and turn it all off for a week, not just for an hour.